1.If you were at the record store, circa 1997, browsing through the new releases and actually decided to get this album thinking what have you’ve got to lose, then you’ve been had.
2. If you still get high playing “25 minutes,” then it’s too late for you. You’ll learn that “kisses” rhymes with “is” and “far” rhymes with “are.” Sell that drug by the gram.
3. If you’ve forgotten the lessons from “The Actor,” then you’ve forgotten to evolve. And you probably still don’t have your own car.
4. If you have gone to a karaoke bar and sang the lyrics of “Paint My Love” over the minus one of “Nothing to Lose” (and vice versa), then you’ll notice that they’re fuckin’ the same. Plus one to your stupid, epiphany points.
5. Michale really needs to learn to rock. (jmt)
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